Show off your less than stellar birds!

[howfunkyisurchicken]

We always see contests showcasing everyones beautiful birds, but when do our "alot less then SQ" feathered friends get a little love? This is the place, show off your "uglies" here! Maybe your chicken is missing a leg, or your duckie lost an eye, or your goose is just plain old homely- not a problem on this thread! No prize, never ends, any type of fowl can enter. And we all know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so let's keep this contest fun, k.
I'd be more then happy to get this thing rolling! Here is a frazzled Cochin I used to have. His name? Fugly, of course

 

[Tricorn]

I have one! Sterling (AKA Uggles) is a dwarf/failure to thrive/chronically ill sort of dude. Dispite his underbite, lack of proper feathering and near-permanent sinus infection he's surprisingly chipper, though his eyes make him look funny. XD