Word to the wise, Orps... boys are useless, vile, nasty creatures that break hearts without any thought of causing anyone pain at all. Don't mess with them until you're 25. Ugh.
The problem with this is that when you're 50, you don't want to mess with them. They are still useless, vile, nasty creatures, but they are also arrogant and assume that you (like all adults) are stupid. That makes them all too easy to kill. *putting slingshot away*25? Try 50.