*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Alaskan]

Moat swim. Fresh pear cobbler to any who finish the swim. 'Al', here's your chance.

Fantastic!!

As long as the water is warm, I am in!!!

I still need to lose a little weight, perfect opportunity!

 

[sourland]

Fantastic!!

As long as the water is warm, I am in!!!

I still need to lose a little weight, perfect opportunity!

You are aware that you must finish the swim to get the cobbler?

 

[Alaskan]

You are aware that you must finish the swim to get the cobbler?

Uh...

Just how wide is the moat?

 

[sourland]

Uh...

Just how wide is the moat?

Width is not part of the equation. The swim is 4 laps around the Kingdom of Em.

 

[Alaskan]

Width is not part of the equation. The swim is 4 laps around the Kingdom of Em.

No!!!!!

I am old and infirm!

No can do! Not even with water wings!

You however are QUITE strong, you do it!

 

[sourland]

You however are QUITE strong, you do it!

As last year's winner, I am ineligible to compete.

 

[Alaskan]

As last year's winner, I am ineligible to compete.

But... no one can remember last year.

Do you have a picture?

 

[sourland]

But... no one can remember last year.

Do you have a picture?

Yes.
Will I share it?
NO.

 

[Alaskan]

But.... if we do not SEE the picture....

Then...

I think you should do it again!!!

Yes!!! Do it again!!

 

[sourland]

Not happening. Those who complete the swim have termed it a 'once in a lifetime experience'.