*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[TwoCrows]

Alaskan, I hope you pull thru this evening. I have to leave now and put up the birds and poultry. Listen to Sour!

 

[Alaskan]

[COLOR=FF0000]RED is bad.  RED is bad. [/COLOR] We know this from dealing with the 'reds' over on the  [COLOR=008000]GREEN[/COLOR] thread.  [COLOR=008000]GREEN[/COLOR] will counteract the bad effects of [COLOR=FF0000]RED. [/COLOR] Find some green moose or caribou dung and smear it all over your arms, face, and body.  Quickly, quickly - time is of the essence if we are to save you.

But, moose poop is never green!

How is Alaskan supposed to find green moose poop?

 

[sourland]

Alaskan is sick. We are trying to make her? better. I wish that those frogs would arrive.

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Alaskan, I hope you pull thru this evening. I have to leave now and put up the birds and poultry. Listen to Sour!

Please do. I might just kill you.

 

[sourland]

Green caribou dung where the lichens grow thickest.

 

[Alaskan]

The frogs probably baked in the mail.

Do you have any idea how hot it is now?

Alaskan wonders if it hit 70.

Life might just no longer be possible at these temperatures!

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Quote: Just put green food coloring in it and you have green poop.

(That might kill you though)

 

[sourland]

Mitch, killing is not allowed in the Kingdom. Such threats are taken seriously. Very soon Wisher will be showing up with the cuffs. Would you like to play 'Moat Toss'?

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

The frogs probably baked in the mail.

Do you have any idea how hot it is now?

Alaskan wonders if it hit 70.

Life might just no longer be possible at these temperatures!

*sigh*

 

[sourland]

Frogs were not mailed. I adjusted my Broody GPS and teleported them.