*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[chickwhispers]

not moi?

 

[sourland]

Jim Beam has been known to exact such a transportation to alternate realms and dimensions.

 

[oldrooster]

Quote:
If you have a fancy door to your hen house then you may call it a "Star Gate" and travel to other planets (albeit you would just see the same chicken filled world over and over again).

 

[Bunnylady]

That only works if your chickens are one of those "Star" hybrids - Red Stars, White Stars, etc. If you have, say, Barred Rocks, then you just have a Barred Gate, and you'll never get anywhere.

 

[chickwhispers]

Or if you have one of these

 

[bamadude]

Scotty? Is that u?

 

[bamadude]

Harveys last name is wallbanger

 

[Bunnylady]

Harvey in a kilt? Oh, now that's just wrong!

 

[JD4570]

HAS anyone seen Harvey?!? That crazy Pooka stole my kilt!!!!! AAArgh!!! THAT MAKES ME ANGRY!!!!!

 

[JD4570]

GRRRRR. HARVEY WHERE ARE YOU?!? I WANT MY KILT BACK! NOW!!

I GETTING VERY ANGRY!!!