*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

Startch scratches more.

 

[Tumbling K]

Better than that burning sensation.

 

[sourland]

Oh yeah, that's not good.

 

[Bunnylady]

Lye is way worse than starch.






Why is it starch, and not startch?

Same reason it isn't "finitsh."

Or is that Felix with poison ivy?

 

[Alaskan]

Finish is finish... Not sure what wierdo place you are from.


Starch though, is startch.

 

[sourland]

Finish is finish... Not sure what wierdo place you are from.

Starch though, is startch.

Unless it's in your shorts. Or is that finish?

 

[Chickengal505]

Aerosol starch is easily the most diabolical invention ever. It's impossible to get it on your actual clothes and when you do get it on it's so unevenly spread you have to start over.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

What is the purpose of starch in your clothes anyway?

 

[Chickengal505]

We've always used it to keep the pleats in good dresses, and to keep dress shirts from crumpling up when you have to wear them for a while, like funerals and weddings. I've never liked starched dresses but even I have to admit, a good starched dress shirt is infallible if you have to wear it for more than an hour and want to avoid the "I was up all night drinking and fell asleep in my clothes" look.

 

[Alaskan]

Startch is for the jeans of dime store cowboys.

One can per jeans.