*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Alaskan]

Sour odd

Sour hard

Sour bathed in lard

 

[sourland]

Sour odd

Sour hard

Sour bathed in lard

I'm at a loss for words.

 

[Alaskan]

But you are all slick and shiny.

 

[sourland]

Yes, yes I am - that's not all bad.

 

[Alaskan]

But.......... is it all good?

 

[sourland]

I don't like to brag. Especially when Santa is watching.

 

[Alaskan]

He is STILL watching???

 

[Bunnylady]

Oh, yeah. He's the ultimate stalker.

 

[Alaskan]

Stalker as in stalks of celery???

 

[Bunnylady]

He watches you when you're sleeping, he watches you when you're awake, he knows everything you do . . . . if that ain't a stalker, I don't know what is.