I think your story should have a warning attached to it similar to the "graphic pic" warning. perhaps something like "warning extremely funny post".
By my count your story has ruined three perfectly good keyboards, and has jeopardized several peoples careers by causing them to laugh out loud at work.
Keep em comming.
By my count your story has ruined three perfectly good keyboards, and has jeopardized several peoples careers by causing them to laugh out loud at work.

Keep em comming.