Slow Night Here In Quailville

PUBLIC SERVICE ANOUNCEMENT!!!!


DO NOT............... I REPEAT, DO NOT! MASH YOUR THUMB WITH A HAMMER IN EXTREME COLD........ IT HURTS SOOOOOOO MUCH WORSE!!! STUPID POULTRY STAPLES!
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Man I Tell Ya, That Stupid Thing's Gonna Bruise Like Nobody's Business! These Darn Wood Ducks Better Be Worth It! Cause If They Aint Lemme Tell Ya--- They're My Favorite Duck For Eatin!!!! These'd Be Awful Easy To Get Ahold Of.... Wont Even Have To BathE The Dog Afterwards....
 
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Aw you know after the pen's up and your quackers are in there you are gonna keep em forever..btw I thought wood ducks were shy and died in captivity..or maybe that's a different specie of duck.
 
Woodies Are Skittish, Like Most Gamebirds. But Do Quite Well And Readily Breed In Captivity, As Do Mallards, Teal, Pin Tails, Whislting Ducks And Many Others....

These Are Pinioned So All Unapproved Flights Are Grounded--- Permanently! Which Is A Shame But Necessary As They Are The Most Acrobatic Fliers Of All--- They Zip Thru Cypress Trees Down Here Like A Shot. Never Let Up, Just Keep Going Full Bore!--- Twirling, Dipping, Spinning And Twisting Like You'd Never Beleive Around And Through The Limbs Of The Trees--- Quite Entertaining To Watch. To The Waterfowl Hunter Quite Bedeviling To Shoot--- Kinda Like Trying To Shoot A Bat! But Oh So Tasty....
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And The Perfect Babysitters For My Labs! My Male At Least Will Be Easy To Find--- He'll Be Right There Near The Aviary!
 
Y'all Have A Good Night As I Am Taking My Throbbing, Swollen, Discolored Thumb And Going To Bed! Type At Ya Tomarrow!
 
Well its cold outside and my water is still froze for my quail
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they say it will get up to 36 today i guess we will see
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I have always wondered what kind of person made poultry staples in the first place. They are such a pain to use.
 

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