Slugs !!

[Iflyonhorses]

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I wonder where I would find sponsors for them!???

 

[SurprisingWoman]

This is the funniest thread EVER!

What a great sense of humor this group has, clever people!

 

[Quack Shack]

Drunk ground squirrels. Oh, that is a rich! You've got your beer brats and your beer butt chicken..introducing beer eggs. Hang that sign at your mailbox and see just how many eggs you sell! You'll no doubt have to card any potential buyers.

 

[Iflyonhorses]

Beer eggs......hmmmmm... I'm going to have to work on that before football season starts. My husband is complaining about me feeding all his beer to the slugs. Maybe there is an upside to this. Deviled beer eggs. Could be a healthy alternative.

 

[Quack Shack]

That dish would be a crowd pleaser! Enter it in the Food Network recipe contest and win some $$.

 

[Iflyonhorses]

Oh, I'd really like to see what Emeril would have to say about that one.

 

[Quack Shack]

Forget Emeril. Invite the queen of barbeques and block parties herself, Paula Deen! She'd throw in some happening side dishes and then purchase rights to your chickens exclusively for her restaurants. Can't you see your girls up in the neon lights?

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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A very time-efficient picnic!

 

[Iflyonhorses]

Right!! Paula would be all over it Y'all. And think of the side business that would develop -- Slug trapping. I wonder what beer slugs would go for by the pound. We would have to have a gourmet name though, like "Escar-gone" or something. Pretty soon you'd have to have a license to trap them and there'll be a limit. That would drive the price up. I wonder if there would be any money in the govt. stimulus package for a start-up business trapping hammered slugs for beer egg production. I could write a grant proposal.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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This is absolutely so funny!