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I would do this too, if I could, but that requires mental dexterity. I'd be doing the windshield-wiper-fingers routine and name-shifting murmuring before I could remember how it goes, and they would have left the room long before I finished.
Oh, I can even sing all the songs incorrectly.
Who lives in a cantelope under the sea?
Spongepants Squarebob!
Yellow and squishey and brainless is he!
Spongepants Squarebob!