OMG too funny but love it.
TY for the link to the original thread, it was hilarious to read, and Emu's are so cool the guy I buy my hay from has 1 and it's huge but not very tame, a bit mean actually, they have wild chickens too can't get anywhere near them, no one must have liked playing with babies over there.
So cool tho, and Great hubby BTW sounds about like something mine would definitely do.... hehe, they could almost be cut from the same mold your not from NY are you Springville area, maybe there related, his dad apparently got around some. Best of luck with your babies when they hatch, and play with them alot they are one large birdy. Kim