"So dad, what do you think of.....?"

[MrsKemmerlin]

This was too funny!

Mandelyn's pig story as well!
He's probably like my DH, it's just easier to say 'okay' or 'yes'
((because you're more than likely getting it anyway!))

p.s. - I have a pig living in my house

 

[A.T. Hagan]

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The Kinder Minor once asked me why I had wrinkles on my forehead.

I pointed at the bottom one and said. "YOU gave me this one."

Then at the middle one "Your sister gave me this one."

And last at the top one, "Your mama gave me this one."

So, how many wrinkles does YOUR dad have and how did he get them?

 

[KristyHall]

Oh we did that to my dad so many times
He is this ex career military, 82nd air born Vietnam veteran, Harley biker covered in tattoos big burley guy who looks scary....

Growing up he swore he hated cats
Then....
He met my mother's cats. Now we have pictures of him asleep covered in four of them
He came home with one when our cousins (both women) tried to give him one and he said no, and they started crying ... well when women cry around him...
Then he swore he hated snakes. Then he ended up with two old abandoned ball pythons until they passed.
Then he swore he hated rats until he had to take care of my pet rat while I was gone for the summer and when I came home he had one of his own

Then he swore he hated horses until he met my horse (even if she doesn't really like him, but Sammy doesn't like men much.)
Then he said he won't eat home raised chicken
now he prefers it
Before he said he only liked hound dogs, and yet he keeps getting nonsense
I wonder what he's gonna say he hates next so we can foist it on him and pove him wrong
The trend in our house is when he says no, we get it anyway, then he ends up "taking" it from us.
Yeah the big tough biker in our house is a softy

 

[KristyHall]

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OK every-time I try to post the name of a certain type of dog after I said that my dad first said he prefers "hound dogs but then he keeps getting...", it keeps replacing it with the word "nonsense." I think the sensor thinks it has a bad word in it. So think small furry dog that sounds like it has a bad word in its name

 

[sfw2]

KristyHall - I think it works better if you call it a Shih Tzu.

 

[KristyHall]

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ah was I spelling it wrong then?
I'm a terrible speller! Can you tell?

 

[FeatheredFeline]

Ahh yes, my dad loves the dogs. He doesn't get chickens but he thinks there funny, and he's the one who took in our first dog who was a stray in the area. He's a massive softy. Even if he's built like dragon and about 6'3.

 

[KristyHall]

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isn't it funny how the big scary looking guys are usually the teddy bears?

 

[FeatheredFeline]

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isn't it funny how the big scary looking guys are usually the teddy bears?

That it is.
One should see him with the little diva of an Italian Greyhound. Mei walk all over him!

 

[FeatheredFeline]

A.T. Hagan :

Quote:
The Kinder Minor once asked me why I had wrinkles on my forehead.

I pointed at the bottom one and said. "YOU gave me this one."

Then at the middle one "Your sister gave me this one."

And last at the top one, "Your mama gave me this one."

So, how many wrinkles does YOUR dad have and how did he get them?

Lets just say it's not worth my time to count or ask him. Because he not only has a great number but I'm pretty sure I caused most of them!