Three years ago
Me:"So dad, what do you think of Italian Greyhounds?"
Dad: "Why do you ask?"
Me: "Dunno."
Few weeks after that
Mum: "So I brought home a dog today. Could you hold the big dog so i can bring her in?"
Dad: "What kind of dog."
Mum: "Italian Greyhound."
Little over a year ago
Me: "So dad, what do you think of chickens?"
Dad: "Why do you ask?"
Me: "Oh no reason."
~Walks away~
Twenty minutes later
Mum: "How easy do you think it would be to convert the shed into a chicken coop?"
Dad: "Did you buy chickens?"
Me: "Well... We didn't buy them."
Mum: "And we need a coop done for them next Saturday."
Dad: "How many chickens?"
Mum: "Seven."
Dad: "Alright then."
Months of listening to my mother and I talk chickens later.
Dad: "Why do you need a heat lamp?"
Me: "Mum bought more chickens today."
Dad: "......"
About two months ago
Me: "Hey dad, can you help me build a brooder sometime this spring?"
Dad: "More chickens?"
Me: ~Nodding~
Dad: ~Sighs~ "Alright."
Today
Me: "So dad, what do you think of bees?"
Dad: "You mother bought some didn't she?"
Me: "Well... We didn't buy them."
Dad: "..."
The on going tradition of springing animals on my dad. First the dog, then the chickens, and now the bees. And we haven't even mentioned the goats and the acreage to him yet.
Me:"So dad, what do you think of Italian Greyhounds?"
Dad: "Why do you ask?"
Me: "Dunno."
Few weeks after that
Mum: "So I brought home a dog today. Could you hold the big dog so i can bring her in?"
Dad: "What kind of dog."
Mum: "Italian Greyhound."
Little over a year ago
Me: "So dad, what do you think of chickens?"
Dad: "Why do you ask?"
Me: "Oh no reason."
~Walks away~
Twenty minutes later
Mum: "How easy do you think it would be to convert the shed into a chicken coop?"
Dad: "Did you buy chickens?"
Me: "Well... We didn't buy them."
Mum: "And we need a coop done for them next Saturday."
Dad: "How many chickens?"
Mum: "Seven."
Dad: "Alright then."
Months of listening to my mother and I talk chickens later.
Dad: "Why do you need a heat lamp?"
Me: "Mum bought more chickens today."
Dad: "......"
About two months ago
Me: "Hey dad, can you help me build a brooder sometime this spring?"
Dad: "More chickens?"
Me: ~Nodding~
Dad: ~Sighs~ "Alright."
Today
Me: "So dad, what do you think of bees?"
Dad: "You mother bought some didn't she?"
Me: "Well... We didn't buy them."
Dad: "..."
The on going tradition of springing animals on my dad. First the dog, then the chickens, and now the bees. And we haven't even mentioned the goats and the acreage to him yet.
