So there was a man up to no good in our neighborhood, and I called the Sherif. We have the number programmed into our phone. As soon as someone answered I went into a long detailed account of what had happened. I was pretty excited and spoke quickly At the end I finally took a breath, and the man on the other side of the line says, "Do I know you?" It turns out the number wasn't the Sheriff, it was Sherif, a business associate of my husbands. He thought I was nuts, but luckily he had no idea who I was, and I am not going to bring it up to him either!