Some one stop me please

[MandyH]

I got chased and cornered by a big a$$ old bull. Had to hightail it across the pasture and jump up on top of my car. Had to sit there quite a spell before I could slide off the top of the car into the window like Dukes of Hazzard. Thank God that was 20 years and 60 pounds ago or I might not have gotten my fat tail in that window.

 

[debilorrah]

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Ok now that is funny! I love being able to turn on the chicken cam at work and check on my birds.

 

[Kittymomma]

Last year I got chased over the coral fence by a bull that was supposed to be a steer....Only problem was the water trough was on the other side of the fence, I made it over that too, but my cell phone came off my belt and drowned. I didn't think it was all that funny until I saw the look on the Verizon guys face while I was trying to explain why I needed a new phone--made his day, 3 years working there and he'd never heard that one before.

 

[debilorrah]

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That hilarious!! I have had to run from Duke before, but only because he doesn't know he weighs 900 lbs. He acts like I am his chew toy and get seriously miffed with me when I run from him.