Well, I wrote him a letter about basic chicken reproduction that came across as more of a sex-ed class. He wrote me back and said that if I don't live in Joliet (which I don't) then my letter is basically worthless. BUT, he did read it and if he's got a living cell in his brain, he should now understand that without a rooster (a male chicken with sperm), the hen (a female chicken with eggs) cannot uncontrollably reproduce on the streets of Joliet and somehow turn the city into rubble. A woman doesn't get pregnant every time she ovulates after all (yes, I pointed this out). But she still ovulates and so does a chicken by laying eggs (with or without a rooster). I also pointed out that the Jurassic Park scenario is impossible with chickens. Hens will not spontaneously mutate and reproduce via parthenogenesis. So... for what it's worth, I tried to educate the man. Dunno if it worked. Just my two bits.