OK, I got a high fever and nothing to do, so here's another true story ...
Years ago I was sent over to London when my firm was looking into buying an insurance brokerage there. I arrived on the weekend, but we planned to get an early start on our tasks, so I met the London side at their offices shortly before lunch on a Saturday. (darn I hate long overnight flights!)
Without asking for my preferences, we headed off on foot at lunch time, and came back with ... McDoonald's take out.
Back at the office, my hosts broke out some white wine and started in on their food. One woman, eating a fish sandwich, finally looked up straight at me and with utter disgust, said "How can you PEOPLE EAT this FOOD?"
So I told her ... take the fish sandwich out of the box ... remove the top bun, and add tarter sauce. Put the bun back on top. Set the sandwich aside ... and eat the box.