Your question wasn't offensive, just felt like I was hearing banjo's play in the background when I read it & considering the topic it was just really hard to read and your spelling reached the level of horrible and then zoomed past that level at warp speed. Plus the words you got right, gave a whole different meaning. You said you "wanna cleana bread", I'm thinking white or wheat!!! LOL, But, hey, I'm a dude that got C's and D's in English and writing all thru HS and college, so I consider my own pretty bad.
Are you posting from your cell phone and texting these while your driving?