Sourland in trouble

[Sequel]

It hasn't happened yet, but trouble is coming. I spent much of the morning at the beagle club. While sitting here at the computer, I have removed 6 ticks crawling on me. The first time one gets on the Princess ---------------------------

Just caught # 7.

You really should have her give you a complete tick exam!

 

[sourland]

You really should have her give you a complete tick exam!

Oh yeah. She once walked into the bedroom and found me nude in front of her dressing mirror checking for ticks. Her immediate comment: "Admiring ourself?"

 

[SandyRiverChick]

I'd be putting tick repelling essential oils in a squirt gun and blasting you....

 

[sourland]

It's been a while since I've been in trouble. Today I was mildly reprimanded for graphically inferring that someone was a pushy broad. The Princess said, "You're always so nice to everyone." My reply - "Not those who are abrasive and aggressive towards me." It's one of my weak points. I'll work on that. Later.

 

[sourland]

The Princess has a candy stash in one of the lower cabinets. I have a mouse trap there in case of a possible invader. I check daily because her seeing a trapped mouse would be traumatic. Today she was adding some candies and inadvertently set off the trap. She screeched and candies went flying. Somehow that was all my fault.

 

[tlcmurphy]

The Princess has a candy stash in one of the lower cabinets. I have a mouse trap there in case of a possible invader. I check daily because her seeing a trapped mouse would be traumatic. Today she was adding some candies and inadvertently set off the trap. She screeched and candies went flying. Somehow that was all my fault.

Better than her opening the drawer to find a rodent in the candy jar!

 

[sourland]

I got yelled at tonight. After eating at the steakhouse we went to PetSmart and I got some dog food. Carried the smaller bag of 'special' feed into the house and down to the cellar. Went back for the larger bag of feed and proceeded to fall up the deck steps. 'She' heard and came rushing out. I was reprimanded for not buying a smaller bag of feed. "But the per pound price is higher." Apparently that was the wrong answer. Last time I take 'Her' along when I buy dog food.

 

[tlcmurphy]

I got yelled at tonight. After eating at the steakhouse we went to PetSmart and I got some dog food. Carried the smaller bag of 'special' feed into the house and down to the cellar. Went back for the larger bag of feed and proceeded to fall up the deck steps. 'She' heard and came rushing out. I was reprimanded for not buying a smaller bag of feed. "But the per pound price is higher." Apparently that was the wrong answer. Last time I take 'Her' along when I buy dog food.

First are you OK?
Second, the Princess is always right.
Third, Chewy- they deliver everything including chicken food. Although I suppose that doesn’t help with the stairs…

 

[5Australorpasaures]

She had a head start on being mad, because while she was away I started clearing the deck in preparation for power washing and staining. Moving the big ole flower boxes, table & chairs went fine, but the grill and I had a little altercation. Ya see I got this ramp down the back deck steps, wheeled the grill over there, placed the front wheels on the ramp, lifted the back of the grill and it was like Xtreme winter sports - DOWN WE WENT.

Hit the ground in a crash landing. Only minor damage to the grill and me, but even prior to the snake incident I was deemed STUPID.

ATTA BOY!

 

[BoundlessLove]

I got yelled at tonight. After eating at the steakhouse we went to PetSmart and I got some dog food. Carried the smaller bag of 'special' feed into the house and down to the cellar. Went back for the larger bag of feed and proceeded to fall up the deck steps. 'She' heard and came rushing out. I was reprimanded for not buying a smaller bag of feed. "But the per pound price is higher." Apparently that was the wrong answer. Last time I take 'Her' along when I buy dog food.

Could’ve been worse. You coulda fallen down instead of up.