Sourland, Mfb, Sir Bird....!

[EmtheFishLady]

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Make that 4 Emu.

I'll just send my ex to get them. Promise to feed them something that will make him have an...interesting?...trip back.

Oh jeez, that'd be DIRTY. But then, if it'll make you take all 4, I can feed them whatever you want!

 

[BrattishTaz]

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I'll just send my ex to get them. Promise to feed them something that will make him have an...interesting?...trip back.

Oh jeez, that'd be DIRTY. But then, if it'll make you take all 4, I can feed them whatever you want!

How about I take two and you just give them a can of spinach each.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

No, they might get lonely with only 2. I always heard that emu had to kept in a herd of 4.

 

[BrattishTaz]

Two will be fine. I'll just put the guineas on stilts if they look lonely.

I'm sure sourland or MFB would love to take the other two off your hands.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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I dunno... I think they should all go together. I can tell they are really attached based on how they keep multiplying.

 

[BrattishTaz]

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I dunno... I think they should all go together. I can tell they are really attached based on how they keep multiplying.

Better watch what you say...they may multiply again!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

If they do, I'll be looking for a good divorce lawyer!

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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MFB's wife said he'd be sleeping in the barn if he EVER brought another one of those goofy things home. Besides, I wrestled the big birds for several years (Emus, rheas, cassowaries, ostrich) along with lots of other exotics, and believe you me, I got all that outta my system.

so

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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MFB's wife said he'd be sleeping in the barn if he EVER brought another one of those goofy things home. Besides, I wrestled the big birds for several years (Emus, rheas, cassowaries, ostrich) along with lots of other exotics, and believe you me, I got all that outta my system.

so

The Emu will keep you warm in the barn.

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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MFB's wife said he'd be sleeping in the barn if he EVER brought another one of those goofy things home. Besides, I wrestled the big birds for several years (Emus, rheas, cassowaries, ostrich) along with lots of other exotics, and believe you me, I got all that outta my system.

so

The Emu will keep you warm in the barn.

I'm doing Sourlands broody dance for you just for that comment, only mine's the "send Em lots of huge ostrich, emu & rhea eggs" dance.