Sourland, Mfb, Sir Bird....!

[BrattishTaz]

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MFB's wife said he'd be sleeping in the barn if he EVER brought another one of those goofy things home. Besides, I wrestled the big birds for several years (Emus, rheas, cassowaries, ostrich) along with lots of other exotics, and believe you me, I got all that outta my system.

so

If your wife just said you would be sleeping in the barn then you can push it a bit. You start worrying when she says you'll be sleeping with the fishes!

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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MFB's wife said he'd be sleeping in the barn if he EVER brought another one of those goofy things home. Besides, I wrestled the big birds for several years (Emus, rheas, cassowaries, ostrich) along with lots of other exotics, and believe you me, I got all that outta my system.

so

If your wife just said you would be sleeping in the barn then you can push it a bit. You start worrying when she says you'll be sleeping with the fishes!

 

[BrattishTaz]

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If your wife just said you would be sleeping in the barn then you can push it a bit. You start worrying when she says you'll be sleeping with the fishes!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Oh come on, you'd have 4 Emu to keep you warm!