Sparrow's Chat Thread

[Hannah Jean]

IKR?

 

[Hannah Jean]

ooh fun story, so the other day my sister wanted to listen to an audiobook and I asked her to wait so she jumped me and put a pillow over my face and shouts "SUFFOCATE! SUFFOCATE! SUFFOCATE!"

so then I threw her into a wall and we kept fighting but we had to whisper insults at each other the whole time because our parents were asleep. core memory right there

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[The Moonshiner]

50 more messages till I am with Thea

Ok here's a chicken related tornado story. We went through one and over and down the hill was a farm. We didn't have any of the weird stuff happen like a piece of straw stuck into wood or anything but the farmer told us the tornado put a chicken inside a coke bottle.
I immediately called BS cause how could it even fit. He said it was a juvenile/chick. He didn't show us the chicken in the bottle.
Anyone believe it happened or was just a story?

 

[GracePoultry]

oh and at one point she takes my phone and throws it on her bed so I told our dog to go say hi to her, so he got in her way and then I went to go grab it and she put me in a headlock so I threw her over my shoulder onto her bed and then she said "dont make me give you tetanus" as she held a dvd in her hand

 

[Hannah Jean]

 

[Logar]

ooh fun story, so the other day my sister wanted to listen to an audiobook and I asked her to wait so she jumped me and put a pillow over my face and shouts "SUFFOCATE! SUFFOCATE! SUFFOCATE!"

so then I threw her into a wall and we kept fighting but we had to whisper insults at each other the whole time because our parents were asleep. core memory right there

My brother got mad that I accidentally splashed a bit of water on him while we were out in the woods and so he started throwing sticks (big one that could do some damage) so I hid behind a tree and then he tried attacking me with a stick in his hand so I rushed out at him, got the stick from him and punched him. He got knocked unconscious and my mom had to to come down in the woods and help him back to the house. Fun times

 

[Hannah Jean]

Ok here's a chicken related tornado story. We went through one and over and down the hill was a farm. We didn't have any of the weird stuff happen like a piece of straw stuck into wood or anything but the farmer told us the tornado put a chicken inside a coke bottle.
I immediately called BS cause how could it even fit. He said it was a juvenile/chick. He didn't show us the chicken in the bottle.
Anyone believe it happened or was just a story?

... I dont want to believe it

 

[Hannah Jean]

My brother got mad that I accidentally splashed a bit of water on him while we were out in the woods and so he started throwing sticks (big one that could do some damage) so I hid behind a tree and then he tried attacking me with a stick in his hand so I rushed out at him, got the stick from him and punched him. He got knocked unconscious and my mom had to to come down in the woods and help him back to the house. Fun times

second time I've heard this one lol

 

[Logar]

second time I've heard this one lol

He hasn’t messing with me since so I have to keep going back to it

 

[GracePoultry]

My brother got mad that I accidentally splashed a bit of water on him while we were out in the woods and so he started throwing sticks (big one that could do some damage) so I hid behind a tree and then he tried attacking me with a stick in his hand so I rushed out at him, got the stick from him and punched him. He got knocked unconscious and my mom had to to come down in the woods and help him back to the house. Fun times

oh.. what a lovely story. me and my sister fight all the time but it's normally over something and it's an unwritten rule, whoever wins, wins. and i honestly think it makes us better friends lol. if we knock someone out they automatically win though