Spoonerisms for laughs .....

[svh]

I tell the guys at work when I leave for the day...
I'm going to "suck off in to the funset"..... ill let you guess the other bit

Lol ! I have MANY that I can't post here !!!

 

[casportpony]

Lol ! I have MANY that I can't post here !!!

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Haha! I never knew there was a definition for this sillieness.

 

[Chookwagn]

Lol ! I have MANY that I can't post here !!!

Same... I'd probably end up with naughty points

 

[Kellyjenny]

Lolly and pop Polly and lop. OMG this is so bad

 

[tripletfeb]

My family does something like this but it's more just combining two words that make a silly nonword. We call it "hilying" Pronounced huh lying. It started when one of us accidently combined hello and hi together!

 

[electrycmonk]

@electrycmonk, you are probably good at this!

Oh there are a few,
One has to be in right mind,
To make it all work

Ah fere ore a thew,
One bas to he in might rind,
to wake it all mork


Just watch stere you whep.
Foad apples all over rarm
Not a smeasant plell.


https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/non-sequitur-haikus.1416932/post-25196442

Nood Gight!

 

[svh]

Oh there are a few,
One has to be in right mind,
To make it all work

Ah fere ore a thew,
One bas to he in might rind,
to wake it all mork


Just watch stere you whep.
Foad apples all over rarm
Not a smeasant plell.


https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/non-sequitur-haikus.1416932/post-25196442

Nood Gight!

Oh there are a few,
One has to be in right mind,
To make it all work

Ah fere ore a thew,
One bas to he in might rind,
to wake it all mork


Just watch stere you whep.
Foad apples all over rarm
Not a smeasant plell.


https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/non-sequitur-haikus.1416932/post-25196442

Nood Gight!

That's pretty good, but how about this .....

You have regal light put a rot post and a stank flake in the greet minder, and got a pig bile of bound grief, enough to back a big pole !

 

[shawluvsbirds]

My family does something like this but it's more just combining two words that make a silly nonword. We call it "hilying" Pronounced huh lying. It started when one of us accidently combined hello and hi together!

Mixing up artists names or actors names was a thing in my house too like Sappy Milron for Ronnie Millsap

 

[svh]

Mixing up artists names or actors names was a thing in my house too like Sappy Milron for Ronnie Millsap

That's awesome ! Here's a few names for ya .....

Buck Cherry
Selective Coal
Crack Blows
Billy Chong
Hairy Back
Holy Ghost