You aren't dumb...its all a learning process. And besides, you do hear peeps! I didn't actually know that. And my first batch I was convinced none was going to hatch. Wasn't even excited at lockdown. I went to check on the humidity and temps and I heard chirps. I stopped and listened, thinking I must be hearing things and sure enough my eggs were peeping at me! This time, they pipped before they chirped. I'm worried to death right now because the humidity keeps dropping so low and the membranes look dry and leathery. Oh well, I can't wait for yours to pip too.