Stella's Social Club

[drumstick diva]

Mary get rid of the cat while you still can - they are con men - pretending to like people and then moving in and taking over. You must release the Krakken (Tucker) he'll know what to do.

 

[The Sheriff]

Encore, encore - Put her on " Barnyards Got Talent"

She had a hard time hitting that high note on the word "cottonfields"

 

[The Sheriff]

Mary get rid of the cat while you still can - they are con men - pretending to like people and then moving in and taking over. You must release the Krakken (Tucker) he'll know what to do.

OMG I am crying here!

What the hell is a krakken? Off to Google.

EDITED TO ADD:

“Release the Kraken!” is a catchphrase and image macro series based on a memorable quote uttered by Zeus in the 1981 fantasy adventure film The Clash of the Titans as well as the 2010 3D remake. Despite the dramatic delivery of the line in the reboot, the quote was perceived as unintentionally funny and quickly became a target of image macro jokes on the web.

I will tell you one thing Diva. Tucker is no krakken.!


But the evil Loca is!

 

[vehve]

Mythical sea monster, controlled by Poseidon. "Release the Krakken!"

 

[Cynthia12]

Mary, that kitty is a very pretty blue. Just like a blue chicken color. Sure seems to like you. Will like you even more when those yummy cans keep appearing. Wondering if there are some folks around that know you have this wonderful farm of animals..great place to drop off a kitty and not feel...too bad.

 

[The Sheriff]

Mary, that kitty is a very pretty blue. Just like a blue chicken color. Sure seems to like you. Will like you even more when those yummy cans keep appearing. Wondering if there are some folks around that know you have this wonderful farm of animals..great place to drop off a kitty and not feel...too bad.

He/She? has been here for a few months living under the deck at night and in the rosemary bushes during the day. It hunts for gophers so we didn't fuss too much. Anything that hunts gophers is ok in my opinion. Anyway a few days ago it starting meowing from under the deck when I walk Tucker. It always watches me through the windows. I must be fascinating to watch through a window. Every animal around here does that. Anyway this morning it was sitting at the back door waiting for me to come out. Then it moved in on me. Not literally!

 

[vehve]

Perhaps it's a Peeping Tomcat.

 

[The Sheriff]

If so, I also have peeping goats, peeping emus, and peeping donkeys!

 

[vehve]

You know what they say, better to have a peeping emu, than a... err... flashing ostrich?

 

[The Sheriff]

A gift from one of my girls.