STORY

[eggcetra_farms]

call in some re-enforcements as this was no ordinary chicken, it was a SILKIE

 

[PurpleChicken]

I asked her to my chicken but she got mad, slapped me in the
face, and ran away. Meanwhile, Bertha heard the ruckus and
was heading into the locker room herself. Oh NO, I thought and
busted through the locker room door. There was Charlie,

 

[krturpie]

doing what roosters do... crowing at the top of his lungs and chasing the girls. This cleared out the girls locker room in no time, at which point I quickly grabbed him and...

 

[mdbucks]

headed towards the door. When all of a sudden Bertha busted through the door, one eye dangling with spur marks everywhere. Wanting to know where the rooster was that took out her eye.

 

[ilovemychickies]

I said I didn't know as I slid the roo behind my back. Then he decides that it is a good time to crow.

 

[PurpleChicken]

"What was that?" Bertha screamed? Do you have that rooster behind
your back? "No Bertha" I exclaimed "I had mexican for lunch and it's
killing me". As she turned I ran out the other door, you know, the one that
leads to the

 

[johnnyjack]

showers and the roo had jumped

 

[mdbucks]

out of my hands as I burst through the doors, but I quickly grabbed a towel and covered up Charlie, but it was too late there were girls the shower and they had seen my..... chicken, so I

 

[rooster-red]

Bolted out of the showers, out of the gym and into the parking lot, where I proceeded to choke Charlie. A cop had been called to the scene and asked me what I was doing. I told him I was

 

[PurpleChicken]

Dang it RR - I just typed a whole paragraph but you cut me off.