STORY

[ChuckenGirl]

you ate mexican for lunch?
i told you to stay off that stuff. you know what it does to you
then all of a sudden big bertha came in the door yelling about

 

[Cheryl]

all this having started just because a chicken was taken to school!!! Next time...

 

[ChuckenGirl]

i'll make sure my poor little chicken has spur protectors

 

[krturpie]

Ok, here's what we've written (so you don't have to flip through all those pages). I've taken the liberty to edit the punctuation a bit and throw in a few suggested words in []'s to pull it together... and added a title. Feel free to add on.

Tale of the Silkie Roo

I took a chicken to school for show and tell and my chicken poked the teacher in they eye. She was so mad that she told me to take the chicken to the office of the Caffeteria Supervisor (Hunchback Bertha), who was getting ready to make chicken soup. But, she didn't have any noodles. So, she said she would watch Charlie the Chicken, if I would go get her some noodles from the store. So off I went, leaving Charlie with Bertha, [when] Charlie the chicken escaped and headed for the members of BYC to find his way [out]. When I got back, Bertha was laying on the floor, screaming something about a "MAD CHICKEN" holding her eyes. So, I went to look for Charlie and there he was, hiding under the bleachers in the gym. I tried to catch him but he ran into the girls locker room. I asked one of the girls headed into the locker room if she would call in some re-enforcements as this was no ordinary chicken, it was a SILKIE! I asked her to [grab] my chicken but she got mad, slapped me in the
face, and ran away. Meanwhile, Bertha heard the ruckus and was heading into the locker room herself. Oh NO, I thought and busted through the locker room door. There was Charlie, doing what roosters do... crowing at the top of his lungs and chasing the girls. This cleared out the girls locker room in no time, at which point I quickly grabbed him and headed towards the door. When all of a sudden Bertha busted through the door, one eye dangling with spur marks everywhere, wanting to know where the rooster was that took out her eye. I said [that] I didn't know, as I slid the roo behind my back. Then he decides that it is a good time to crow. "What was that?" Bertha screamed. "Do you have that rooster behind your back?" "No Bertha" I exclaimed "I had mexican for lunch and it's killing me". As she turned, I ran out the other door, you know, the one that leads to the showers, and the roo had jumped out of my hands as I burst through the doors, but I quickly grabbed a towel and covered up Charlie, but it was too late there were girls the shower and they had seen my..... chicken, so I bolted out of the showers, out of the gym and into the parking lot, where I proceeded to choke Charlie. A cop had been called to the scene and asked me what I was doing. I told him I was choking my chicken. He said "what the heck are ya doin to the thing young man?" I said "This fluffball has gotten me in a lot of trouble sir and I'm mad." The police officer looked closer and said "Isn't that one of them there fancy silkie birds?" I answered yes and waited for him to throw on the cuffs. He said "Well carry on then son," and walked away. Me and the silkie roo just looked at each other and went home to momma who said, "Hi sweetie. So, did Charlie learn anything at school today?" as I walked in the kitchen. I just went straight to the counter, with Charlie tucked under my arm, and said , after I related the story, "Have you ever!" To which she said "You ate mexican for lunch? I told you to stay off that stuff. You know what it does to you." Then all of a sudden big Bertha came in the door yelling about all this having started just because a chicken was taken to school!!! Next time, I'll make sure my poor little chicken has spur protectors.

 

[ChuckenGirl]

thanks a lot krturpie that story is funny.so I'm gonna start a new story



NEW STORY AND NEW SENTENCE!

New Sentence: Barbra the dog saw her first chicken

 

[krturpie]

but her older brother, Shep, growled beside her because he had seen this particular chicken before

 

[ChuckenGirl]

the chicken saw shep and ran to him crowing like the crazy rooster he is

 

[Arklady]

Which scared Shep so bad all his hair fell out. But the worst part was...

 

[TheOLDNewChick]

Shep ran away screaming, when he then bumped into their elderly neighbor Martha..

 

[rooster-red]

Martha exclaimed "HEY WATCH IT, you