STORY

[beefy]

Stewart, that is. She was carrying a plate full of cupcakes to...



edit: DARN you Rooster-Red, Mr. happy fingers!

 

[beefy]

almost made me drop all these freshly baked cupcakes i made for Britney...

 

[TheOLDNewChick]

Shep caught the scent of the cupcakes, and jumped up to try and snatch one, when the unthinkable happened..

 

[beefy]

Jamie Lynn came running out of the house with an EPT and a bottle of wine! "Hey BritBrit...

 

[mamaboyd]

those cupcakes are so unresistable, and guess what?? I'm following in your footsteps, and my fans....

 

[krturpie]

are too!" Meanwhile, poor puzzled Barbra watched in horrified fascination as the rooster roared past her like a comet, heading for her brother, the cupcakes, and the small constellation of oblivious celebrities. Then suddenly, a spectacular melee erupted as three things happened simultaneously. First,

 

[Arklady]

Jacques Clouseau driving a semi-truck, loaded with giant post cards from the insider trading company, swerved to avoid the chicken, and ran smack over BritBrit killing her instantly narrowly missing Martha with the truck. But a giant post card came out and flew through the air towards the chicken. Martha picked up the chicken and lost her head as the card sliced through her neck cleanly. The chicken...

 

[TheOLDNewChick]

Cackled in suprise and began wiggling his way out of the headless Martha's arms, running off towards a nearby field. Jamie Lynn stared in shock and ran into the house, tripping on the way in. When she hit the ground, a loud "CRRRRRAAAAAACK" sound was heard. It was the sound of...

 

[rooster-red]

The post card hitting a telephone pole. Meanwhile...

 

[krturpie]

Jacques fumbled for his radio and tried to call Sheriff John. Poor Jacques had always lived a quite life, shipping for a manufacturer back in his hometown of Montreal. The most exciting thing that had ever happened to him was when Beatrice, a waitress in the Silver Spoon Diner, mistook him for Peter Seller's maladroit film character. His accent and Mediterranean features helped effect the resemblance, and Beatrice was never the sharpest pencil in the box. But, she married him even after she figured out the truth. With the sheriff on the way, Jacques picked up his wireless and started to call her, and now tears were coming to his eyes. He needed her more than anything. Barbra could sense the pain and squeezed her eyes shut as she wondered if Shep had brought her to this farm to see the chicken, watch people being mowed down, or eat cupcakes. All of it was overwhelming her young doggy brain. She started to whimper as Shep