Quote:
You mentioned earlier about worrying about your neighbors being disturbed by the noise. You need to hook up a big stereo and get one of those THUMP!!!THUMP!!!THUMP!!! cds that folks ride around playing that rattle the panes loose in your windows. Set the volume up, oh, about 3/4 wide open (you gotta save the other 1/4 power in case you need it) and play it for a couple of days during the hen chatter time.
On the third day (if the law hasn't arrived yet) don't turn the music(?) on. Run hurridly over to your neighbor(s) house and out of breath profusely apologize for not having the music(?) playing to cover the sound of the hens (the sounds of childbirth can be disturbing to some people). Explain that you really don't like the music(?) but that you were looking out for them (the neighbors) by drowning out the sound of the hens. Be sure that the quieter, more peaceful babble of the hens is heard in the background. Natural survival instincts should surface in your neighbors and they will think that the chickens sound quiet nice.
Ed
P.S. If the law shows up first simply tell them you got the tip off of BYC.
P.P.S. If the neighbors start blaring back Barry Manilow or Tiny Tim at you or worse yet...some of their own window-bustin' music, well, U-Haul has summer rates in effect right now...