Strange Christmas Gift

[NewHopePoultry]

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[sourland]

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lockedhearts, that is truly funny. I applaud you.

 

[lockedhearts]

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lockedhearts, that is truly funny. I applaud you.

Got my Dad's sense of humor , of course I work with what people give me

 

[llrumsey]

We were gone most of halloween day, we dont get trick or treaters because of the part of town we live in, not many house so not worth the kids time to stop.

But when we got home later that evening we had a bottle of wine left by our door and another note saying that we would be getting pigeons tomorrow since we were gone today.

We dont drink but the gester was real nice.

However there are days when I would like to see how good the wine is.

 

[Carols Clucks]

You did offer to sit down and share right?

Did he bring a paper bag for himself too?

 

[BrattishTaz]

My ex used to give family "gifts" with parts missing. Hamburger and fries minus half of the fries. He would take a bite of the kids' burgers and rewrap them. A box of candy with a few pieces missing. You get the drift. When asked why he always did this......he said that one thing he had learned since moving to the US was that one must always pay tax on everything.

 

[zzGypsy]

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my mother used to do that!
she'd make you a grilled cheese sandwich, then take a bite out of it for tax before giving it to you!
if you wanted the whole sandwich, you'd have to make it yourself.

I used to *HATE* that.
by the time I was 6 I was doing most of the cooking for myself and my younger brothers and sisters... just so we could have a meal without a bite missing.

ETA: did you know it's possible to eat one third of a grilled cheese in a single bite?

 

[BrattishTaz]

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my mother used to do that!
she'd make you a grilled cheese sandwich, then take a bite out of it for tax before giving it to you!
if you wanted the whole sandwich, you'd have to make it yourself.

I used to *HATE* that.
by the time I was 6 I was doing most of the cooking for myself and my younger brothers and sisters... just so we could have a meal without a bite missing.

He stopped biting my burger pretty early on. He did it once when we were dating. I told him that I could find someone willing to buy me a whole burger.

He never stopped stealing the fries though.

 

[theoldchick]

You might be a redneck if you get alchohol in a brown paper bag for Christmas.

 

[zazouse]

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Mabe you will get the rest of them next Christmas