Strange Figures of Speeches

[sweaterthebroodyrooster]

What are some of the strangest, weirdest, funniest, craziest, and just plan Absurd figures of speeches/ sayings you have ever heard/ used?

I’ll start,

“Who pooped in your cornflakes?”

 

[topochico225]

What are some of the strangest, weirdest, funniest, craziest, and just plan Absurd figures of speeches/ sayings you have ever heard/ used?

I’ll start,

“Who pooped in your cornflakes?”

I always heard "Who pooped in your Cheerios?" Interesting!

 

[MysteryChicken]

I've always heard, "Who Peed in your Cheerios?"

 

[Brooks_]

I've always heard, "Who Peed in your Cheerios?"

Same but more graphic.

 

[MysteryChicken]

Same but more graphic.

You mean with the other word, instead of Pee?

 

[Brooks_]

You mean with the other word, instead of Pee?

I can neither confirm nor deny.

 

[MysteryChicken]

I can neither confirm nor deny.

Okay.

 

[MysteryChicken]

When my brothers dog gets out of bed in the morning all happy, & goofy, I ask him:
"Look who woke up on the Silly side of the bed today!"

 

[Brooks_]

When my brothers dog gets out of bed in the morning all happy, & goofy, I ask him:
"Look who woke up on the Silly side of the bed today!"

Yeah, that's out there.

 

[drumstick diva]

Or "who pooped in their pants?" No one ever seems willing to confess but, doesn't take long for an "odor test," to lead to the culprit.