Stuff people say

[mom'sfolly]

My dad had a lot of them, most of them a little gross:

Slicker than snot
Faster than grass through a goose


A popular one around here:

All hat, no cattle

 

[booker81]

Hubby says the "off like a herd of turtles" thing too

My dad HATES anytime anyone starts a sentence with "Yeah, but..." He calls it "yeahbut-itis" and will yell that you have yeahbut-itis if you even start to say something starting with it.