Stuff people say

[mom'sfolly]

Sleep is for sissies

 

[booker81]

I stick with "What the chicken?" instead of what the heck.....I have no clue where I picked it up, but it's stuck with me, and it still make people look at me funny.

If something upsets me, I use "Mother Trucker" a lot. Keeps it safe for work, since it's another one I'm stuck with...keeps me from saying the other version and actually swearing at work.

I also like "Cheese and rice" as a expletive

I've realized I really don't actually swear much, but I say some really weird things.

My mom always says "So (sew)....buttons on your underwear" instead of "So, what's up?"

Hubby likes to yell "Don't roll it!" at people who are turning corners very slowly.

 

[hennyannie]

I say Oh Bologna! and For garden seeds ( Got this from a friend, use it in remembrance of her DM)
The funniest thing my DH says is "Share the road!" when he passes a bike on the road.
Some folks laugh and wave, others are not impress to say the least.

 

[KristyHall]

when my sister and i fight I repeat over and over again to myself " i love my sister... I love my sister... I love my sister" to keep from blowing my top.

my sister is one of the few people who can push me enough that I do blow my top. It's very very hard to get me to start shouting, other wise.

 

[Chic-n-farmer]

My mother-in-law ended most phone calls with "Well, I'll let you get back to your rat killing".

and my father-in-law's favorite was " If I had that *truck and he had a feather up his nose we'd both be tickled!" *any coveted item could be substituted for "truck".

my grandmother said "if wishes were nickles we'd all be rich!"

hubby says "Dumber than a box of rocks"

 

[Chic-n-farmer]

My in-laws are both gone now, and I've been sorting through their lifetime of keepsakes.... I ran across a letter sent to my mother-in-law by her father after she eloped. He was telling her how shocked he was that she would run off and get married, that he couldn't believe she would do it without the family knowing. He told he she could always come back home, that:

"We ain't burnt your bed, nor broke your plate".

 

[Farmerboy16]

Deader than a door nail.

Spookydikes!

 

[epignosisjs]

Ain't no use in crying over spilt milk.

What the Sam Hill?

He's a few bricks shy of a full load.

 

[Whispering Winds]

My mom and her mom was full of them . . .I use them all time.

"Wouldn't last longer than a paper shirt in a bear fight." My favorite

 

[sourland]

mom'sfolly :

My mom's dinner call was "come and get it or I'll throw it in the crick"!

We didn't have a creek. Mom said, "Come and get it or I'll throw it to the dogs."


Why is it that people who communicate ineffectively tend to say, "You know what I mean." Heck NO, I don't know what you mean because you make no sense whatsoever.