Stuff people say

[gryeyes]

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Well, ya gotta admit, that's pretty darned fine hair on a frog.....

I don't know why the people who use the made-up word "Anyhoo," or "Any who" must use it constantly. It grates on my ears.

 

[Junior]

How about:

you've got to be tough when your dumb

 

[sheaviance1]

Finer than frog hair split down the middle.
Hotter than two mice mating in a wool sock.
Poke me with a fork, I'm done.
That'll make you wanna slap your Momma.
Wound tighter than a two dollar timex.
Don't get dead.
That was good thinkin', and you done the thinkin'.
Fail.
Ya can't fix stupid.
Great day in the mornin'.
Old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth.
You want some cheese to go with that whine?
The last time I seen him, he was in his shoes.

 

[newchickgal]

My grandma used to say 'fine dandy', when anyone asked her how she was. It was said as one word...finedandy.

 

[chickaddict]

when you fall outta that tree and break your leg, don't come runnin to me

heard that a lot growing up

 

[fuzziebutt]

This area that I live in now is the only place on the planet that a baby chicken is called a deeber. Anywhere else?

How fantastic is it that I could work a chicken into this?

Oh, and I love the signature Craptastic. It crosses my mind thru the day!

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

Well, that got beat with the ugly branch swung by ugly monkeys while running through the ugly forest. Erm, mine aren't typically PG rated, so that's all I got.

 

[debilorrah]

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Thank you.

 

[P-Funk]

'Once you become enlightened you will laugh'

 

[gamebirdboy]

Judas Preist on a pony! Better than buttermilk. Oh, and all stupidity can be overcame by desperation.