Somehow, I am not surprised. 45 seconds after reading this post, I am still chuckling. Thought I was the only one who did that sort of thing. Wait for another 30 years when it happens while you are putting on your underwear. My wife laughed too.
Ummmm, the splits huh?! Well, I guess you really don't have to worry about more kids. A nice bag of frozen peas could help you out, there. Course that could be a whole new story, eh????
Slinky
I'm with some of the other,, it's hard to get past you were getting up to take care of the baby! Boyd you are a man above men! Now about the splits,, were they they traditional or the sideways?
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I dont know? One leg went forward, one leg went backward, the boys were crushed momentarily as I hit the bed with my chest and head and then rebounded against the closet doors near my gun safe. Thank goodness it was locked up tight, because that would have hurt to have a few thousand rounds worth bouncing down on me as the various boxes tipped
But I was a good boy and had everything but my daily carry piece locked up.
I did in fact sing a high note for a second before i started cursing though.....
What dad wouldn't want to help take care of their son? That's part of a man's job. Honestly if I have a daughter I may be slightly less involved because I don't want my daughters to pick up on my bad habbits that may make them a spinster auntie of some sort
As it is one of my daughters is a football playing weight lifter