Stupid prescription labels

[rooster-red]

Some of the labels on my prescription medications are so stupid.

One says " Take one tablet twice a day"



Just how do they expect me to get the tablet back after I take it the first time?

 

[tabsmonsters]

LOL! Mine says that too but I never thought of it like that!

 

[The Poultry Peanut]

That or hair spray says *WARNING EXTREAMLY FLAMEABLE* or GASOLINE says that as well as *HARMFUL OR FATEL IF SWALLOED*

 

[Homesteading_Bound]

Oh....we have a funny man here...

 

[Leah-yes I know I'm crazy]

Hey, Red. I worked in pharmacies too long. I thought it was going to be something bad like 1tpobidx14dtxhpb.

 

[melissastraka]

or, do not operate the blow dryer while sleeping!

 

[debilorrah]

How about the warnings that say "If heart failure occurs see your doctor"

 

[English Chick]

Quote:

 

[conny63malies]

on a nailgun"Do not aim at people"

http://badtranslations.alkaline.org/

 

[gumpsgirl]

I had to read that several time before I finally got it!

That it funny!