Stupid question, stupid answer

[CochinLover]

Because its related to my cat.


Why Does bad luck seem to follow me??

 

[Taylorbird]

because you are fun to follow around, ( I should know

) lol kidding

why do I have to baby sit these crazy kids???

 

[Teach97]

cuz locking them in the closet makes people mad at you

why doesn't the wind blow when you have a kite?

 

[Lothiriel]

because the wind doesn't like the kite impeding it's natural flow.

Why do I have an ingrown toenail!!!!

 

[eggzettera]

Because you haven't out grown it yet!
Why did I post here?

 

[Lothiriel]

because you forgot where you were and needed directions.

Why did I lose my Gibson guitar pick that my dad got at a concert??!!!!

 

[eggzettera]

Because your not "picky" about where you put things!
Why can't I be young & beautiful?

 

[chickenlover98]

because you held a chicken.

Why do dogs bark?

 

[Teach97]

cuz oinking would be wierd

how did you beat me to post about the young and beautiful?

 

[chickenlover98]

im super typer!
why do cats meow?