Stupid question, stupid answer

[SterlingAcres]

Because the average person has more chance of being struck by lightening twice in their lifetime...

Why am I tired at night, but can't fall asleep until after 2am?

 

[Teresaann24]

Because you stay up too late and that is the way your body is programmed.

Why do people greet you with a hello?

 

[big greg barker]

Because saying good bye would be silly.

If you hatch Rhode Islend Reds in Ohio, does that make them Cincinnatti Reds?

 

[chickenbuddy]

no, because that type of bird doesn't like "Cs"

Why must I get off now?

 

[Lothiriel]

Because you did.

Why am I not brave?

 

[Teach97]

You are not from Atlanta

Why won't my wife let me have a girlfriend?

 

[SterlingAcres]

Quote:
Because she has 2 boyfriends.

Why don't chickens lay purple eggs?

 

[Beau coop]

Because she already has one and 2 is one too many.

Why do old men eat boogers?

 

[chickenbottom]

because they are tasty to the older person

why dont chickens quack?

 

[Lothiriel]

Because they forgot how, even though their duck friends told them. The reason they forgot is that their brains are very small.

Why is BYC so addicting??!!