Stupid question, stupid answer

[chickenbuddy]

because only people with no life spend time on it.

why don't I have an ipod touch?

 

[Chirpy]

Because you don't have the midas touch.

Why is the etter after 'k' in the aphabet broken on my computer keyboard?

 

[cw]

i dont know about the letter k

why cant we talk about chickens on a chicken forum?

 

[SterlingAcres]

Because chickens will devour your soul...


When will spring come?

 

[sara]

Not soon enough!

Why can't I see in the dark?

 

[Teach97]

you didn't turn on the light

Why did I let my wife see that crack about girlfriends...what is that lump?

 

[Beau coop]

Well, it's not a TOOM-A.

Why do people do the chicken dance at weddings?

 

[Samarai Jenn]

Because its fun!
When am I going to pop?

 

[mjdtexan]

Wow, hopefully very soon.

Why does her avatar crack me up everytime I see it.

 

[Samarai Jenn]

Because I'm huge. Lol.
Why is it so cold outside!