Item that you don't have....................................................................Item(s) you could use instead
How to use
Bear Spray........................................................................................Liquid Manure or Isopropyl
Fill a febreeze bottle with said products, and have fun
Toilet Plunger.........................................................................................Umbrella and Funnel
Obvious
Indoor Plumbing.....................................................................................Outdoor Plumbing (duh)
Try not to go to the Bathroom ever
Snowblower...............................................................................................Chainsaw
Also Obvious
Trowel..................................................................................Antiquitous Original copies of Books
Apply drywall as with Trowel
Discs...........................................................................................................Chainsaw
Saw linear lines into the earth
Plow...............................................................................................................Chainsaw
Saw linear/purpendicular lines into the earth
Tiller.............................................................................................................Chainsaw
Saw parralel lines into the earth
Chainsaw.........................................................................................................Sledge hammer
Hammer lines into earth; if felling trees, smash trunk in same place until desired effect is achieved
Sledge Hammer..............................................................................................Heavy gauge chains
Swing chains onto the object you want to drive
Drill..............................................................................................................Pickaxe
Just hammer the pickaxe into the wood. Should make a nice hole.
Screwdriver.....................................................................................................Fingernails
Iinsert nails, then twist in whatever direction. Some pain may occur
Screws..............................................................................................................Air-dry Clay
Fill holes with clay, and let dry.
Greenhouse...........................................................................................Outhouse with Skylight
The Fog caused by the outhouse may be caustic, but it's warm enough to start seeds
Metronome................................................................................................Hammer
Hammer somebody's toe/finer/thumb/other body part and play to the throbbing
How to use
Bear Spray........................................................................................Liquid Manure or Isopropyl
Fill a febreeze bottle with said products, and have fun
Toilet Plunger.........................................................................................Umbrella and Funnel
Obvious
Indoor Plumbing.....................................................................................Outdoor Plumbing (duh)
Try not to go to the Bathroom ever
Snowblower...............................................................................................Chainsaw
Also Obvious
Trowel..................................................................................Antiquitous Original copies of Books
Apply drywall as with Trowel
Discs...........................................................................................................Chainsaw
Saw linear lines into the earth
Plow...............................................................................................................Chainsaw
Saw linear/purpendicular lines into the earth
Tiller.............................................................................................................Chainsaw
Saw parralel lines into the earth
Chainsaw.........................................................................................................Sledge hammer
Hammer lines into earth; if felling trees, smash trunk in same place until desired effect is achieved
Sledge Hammer..............................................................................................Heavy gauge chains
Swing chains onto the object you want to drive
Drill..............................................................................................................Pickaxe
Just hammer the pickaxe into the wood. Should make a nice hole.
Screwdriver.....................................................................................................Fingernails
Iinsert nails, then twist in whatever direction. Some pain may occur
Screws..............................................................................................................Air-dry Clay
Fill holes with clay, and let dry.
Greenhouse...........................................................................................Outhouse with Skylight
The Fog caused by the outhouse may be caustic, but it's warm enough to start seeds
Metronome................................................................................................Hammer
Hammer somebody's toe/finer/thumb/other body part and play to the throbbing
