This thread is cracking me up. I have a duck addiction too, and the way I found that out is when my sons told me (just today) that they wish they had a field to play in where the ducks aren't allowed to be... because they want to be able to lie down in the grass and not get duck poop on themselves!
(You know you have too many ducks when...... your very messy little boys think something else is making the yard too messy to play in...)
