Super McEpicness.

[magicpigeon]

Because it had tubeworms

 

[Iheartchicks<3:)]

SO, the tubeworm ate its insides, that turned out to be toxic waste from the women/popsicle. The tubeworm turned into...... SUPER MCEPICNESS JUNIOR!

 

[the outdoorsman]

but he then died because.........

 

[magicpigeon]

Tubeworms can't survive without a host...

 

[Iheartchicks<3:)]

Quote:
IT WAS REVIVED! because normal tubeworms cant... but This tubewormed MORPHED into SUPER MCEPICNESS JUNIOR! who was a person. a SUPERHERO!

 

[pekinduck<3er]

which then died and his soul went to heaven

 

[Iheartchicks<3:)]

pekinduck<3er :

which then died and his soul went to heaven

he cant die. He is IMMORTAL.​

 

[pekinduck<3er]

Then he got froze and didn't unfreeze,which the ice can never be unfrozen

 

[Iheartchicks<3:)]

pekinduck<3er :

Then he got froze and didn't unfreeze,which the ice can never be unfrozen

The ice was not unfrozen, but smashed off over many centuries. He is reborn.​

 

[duckluv]

And so the Iranian women, having traveled across the world to find Super McEpicness, decided to use Super McEpicness Jr. as a substitute, loading him into a flying golden wagon pulled by a team of ten thousand pigeons.