Super McEpicness.

[Iheartchicks<3:)]

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NO. I LOVE HIM. NOW. ba ck to the game. haha

 

[magicpigeon]

..Right. The game

So then Voldemort was killed by a freak meteorite from outer space...

 

[Iheartchicks<3:)]

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AND he was brought to a world where he was shunned for his missing nose.

 

[pekinduck<3er]

but a model found him and loved him

 

[Iheartchicks<3:)]

pekinduck<3er :

but a model found him and loved him

because he had powers. She stole his wand and kicked him in the face,, and broke his lip open. But his crappy excuse for a nose was fine.​

 

[magicpigeon]

Gradually his skin turned blue like a Na'vi. It must have been due to the lack of oxygen...

 

[pekinduck<3er]

then jake the na'vi saved him by mouth to mouth

 

[magicpigeon]

Until he realised it was VOLDEMORT, evil overloard...

 

[duckluv]

..and clogged his throat with cow cud.

 

[magicpigeon]

...Poisonous, Na'vi cow cud.