Super McEpicness.

[trainfullachickens14]

but then teh iranian lady revived teh dragon and it eated teh supid cat!!!

 

[WooingWyandotte]

But then the aweshum cat crawled out of the Iranian ladies' mouth and scared the lame dragon so bad, that it flew away and was burned up by the sun.

 

[ChickenPeep]

And.... that was the end of the dragon.

Meanwhile, the cat was chasing a mouse. There was something strange about this mouse, very strange. It was very different.
Then the cat ate the mouse and something amazing happened......

 

[OwlLover]

A million galaxies exploded in the universe and the cat was transferred to the silent hill dimension.

 

[ChickenPeep]

There, the cat met with a strange old man who told it strange stories. The cat thought the man was a little odd.
Then, the man pulled a zipper from his head, and revealed that he wasn't a man at all. He was the mouse's cousin!

 

[OwlLover]

But then Pyramid Head came out of nowhere and killed the old man!

 

[ChickenPeep]

Then, all of the sudden, everything went black.

Then there was a light. The cat woke up and realized hed only been dreaming!

 

[OwlLover]

But Pyramid Head stood over his bed, hovering over him!

 

[ChickenPeep]

Then the pyramid head's mouth opened, and millions of assorted fruits spilled out!

 

[OwlLover]

But the fruits turned out to be disguised knives and bombs which exploded and returned them to the silent hill universe once again, for real this time!