I have to disclose the first comment out of her mouth on the way home.
12 year old daughter: "I just can't believe Wienerhead actually mated the hen while I was there to see it, now hopefully he did his job correctly and picked a hen that throws females."
10 year old son: "Well it's not like you were there (Ralphies) this morning taking care of his manhood....like you did to all those poor bulls."
The stories that go down in a farm kids car. I just roll my eyes.
Disclaimer: Earlier Saturday morning we were casterating bulls.
LOL we know what you mean about farm kid stories like that. My little cousin was walking with my grandpa aunt and i out in the pasture one day and a calf was nursing... He flipped out cuz he thought the calf was sucking on his moms uuuhh boy parts tht he thought all cows had... So my aunt had a long conversation with her THREE year old about how mom cows have teats for the calf to nurse and not boy parts
