my crazy 4 year olds hair
I'm probably dating myself but all I could think of was Mr. H of the Letter People (Mr. Horrible Hair)
There are youtube vids but in my day we grew him in our leftover pint milk cartons (just cat grass) and he looked like this:
http://www.retrojunk.com/article/show/1448/the-letter-people
This has nothing to do with chickens but if your 4 year old has crazy hair, introduce them to Mr. H.
(I always had fine, fair hair and as a 4-6 year old wanted nothing more than to be Mr. H. Course my favorite muppet was also Animal so...)