Tell me a funny story happened to you!! here is mine

[gurooh]

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=6202768

My funny story. I almost wet my pants when I read it over!

 

[cazyaniamllover]

i have a few

sadly here the first one i was happing my sister pracicte her baseball i toss the ball she hit but the ball and so did the bat hit me
2nd one teaching me (older sister) how to ride my bike she push my i was get really good and she yelled something at me and BAM right into the mailbox.......later that day she pushed me i hit the side of my mom's car door thing... few mintines pass after the star came out of my eye sight she pushed my WHAM head over heals into ours dad's trucks we loved didn't leave a dent into the front of car like my beacause of the bars if you every see my mom's car their a dent of a 6-10 year girl beacause it took over 4years for me to learn and get over my fear of bikes sad but true storys
3rd story baseball again and yet again my sister i was behind swing that bat BAm yet again broke one bat over my head oh it gets even better she got a mental one YYAAAAYYYISH not yet again WHAM BAM yet again in my head it cracked it hurts still wrost summer
4th yet again sister but with my brother now she is now onto soccer i was helping her kicked that stuip ball hit my stompem i FELL backward SPAM into a pile of ants the wrost about is i'm alleged to ANTS
and that's some of my painful childheild with my sister while at least her new sports thing every stinking year or week is over beacause she had knee surgey have her monkeyslave boyfreind and i been sick alot HaHaHa s...... i like to gloat from that

 

[PineappleMama]

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I used to get that a lot, too! I'm the 2nd of 6 kids; my youngest sister is 11 years younger than I am. When I was in high school a new girl moved into my neighborhood and we got to be friends. My sister used to call me Mommy Taren, so this new friend totally thought my baby sister was mine and my parents were protecting me by claiming her as theirs!

Yup, had this with my two younger sibs. Everyone thought they were twins, when really 14 months apart, and that I was their mom... didn't seem to matter that they were only 5 and 6 years younger than me... got some REALLY nasty looks actually... interesting how many people seem to have their minds in the gutter.

The one that everyone seems to think is really funny though....

Mom, Bro and Sis were gone on a camping trip... I was 17 at the time and stayed home (bad camping experience just burned me on it totally). Anywho, so no one's home and I hop in the shower. Do the do, while singing opera at the top of my lungs... because Why Not? No one around to laugh at me right? So I raise my arm up to shave and then C above high C when my hand is grabbed. Then came out swinging. DH, though only BF then, couldn't figure out why I was upset in the least.