Tell Me I'm Not The Only One

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by AtholCoop, Oct 18, 2008.

  1. AtholCoop

    AtholCoop Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I'm not the only one who talks to his hens like a pimp...am I?

    I catch myself saying things like

    "Where's My egg!"

    "Better Have my egg tommorow"

    "I know's she's holding back"

    "Hen's got an egg she owes me"

    "Where's my breakfast"

    I know I ain't right, but I'm not the only one am I?
     
  2. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    How about "it's time for you to pay your rent"?????
     
  3. tygab

    tygab Chillin' With My Peeps

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    oh, man, you have us in stitches over this one...

    what about "I know when you lay!"
     
  4. DTchickens

    DTchickens Overrun With Chickens

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    remember this-No matther WHAT you do... Someone.. whether it be in the past. or now.. else has done the exact thing you do/did.. If not multiple people


    -Daniel
     
  5. AtholCoop

    AtholCoop Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:See...I knew I wasn't the only one.

    I'm not crazy I'm not cra...

    No wait.

    Um.

    Hold on.

    Yes I am.

    And I'm not alone.
     
  6. redhen

    redhen Kiss My Grits... Premium Member

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    ..you better start puttin out...[​IMG]
     
  7. purr

    purr Chillin' With My Peeps

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  8. AtholCoop

    AtholCoop Chillin' With My Peeps

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    So the more I think about this.

    The more I think about what be appropriate attire?

    Instead of a leather or fur trench coat I should have a feather coat.

    Annnd a cane shaped like a drumstick

    Instead of a big gold chalice I should have a gold egg cup for my soft boiled eggs.

    Shoes are obvious...rubber boots are the only things that would give off the right "Coop Cred"
     
  9. redhen

    redhen Kiss My Grits... Premium Member

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    Quote:[​IMG]...disturbing..yet..very funny!!...[​IMG]..made me laugh tonight..thanks!
     
  10. AtholCoop

    AtholCoop Chillin' With My Peeps

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    The only thing I can't work out just yet is my hat.

    My usual well shaped ball cap (read soiled) doesnt' quite bring the correct level of respect.

    My nice clean Stetson is still a bit underwhelming. It's meant for cows, not chickens.

    An egg shaped hat seems a bit over the top, even for a hen pimp.

    I AM Polish, so maybe a nice big poofy feathery number on top too?

    I'll have to be careful that it doesn't clash with my feather coat.
     

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