Tell your fav animal joke....

[chickengirlnm]

After reading so many post this week of cats, puppys, even a few chickens passing away i thought maybe we needed a post about telling our favorite joke or even sharing a very picture. Who knows it might cheer a few of us up.


It was easter on the farm again and all the kids were out collecting the brightly colored eggs and having a good time. One little boy thought he would play a trick on the farmer - so he took his eggs into the chicken coop and placed them in the nesting boxes, well after a few minutes the rooster came into the coop saw all the colored eggs -went out into the yard and beat the crap out of the peacock !!!

 

[lacyloo]

 

[candy37]

I admit this may be the stupidest joke ever. I heard it in 1990 & it is still my all time favorite though...


Why did the baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to a chicken!

 

[lacyloo]

 

[firechicken]

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I heard that one before. Only a little more morbid version of it.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chickens back.


.....I think I like yours better.

 

[bantymum]

Well, did you hear about the rabbit who washed his hair and couldnt do a thing with it?
He washed his "thing " and did a hair with it!!!!

 

[GAhen]

How do you catch a unique rabbit????????






Unique up on it.............

 

[bantymum]

funny ha ha!!!

 

[CoyoteMagic]

How do you catch a unique animal?!

You (s)neek up on him.

Ok my nephew told me this when he was 4. He's now 33

 

[mdbucks]

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Then how do you catch a tame animal??






THE tame way